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Lindsay. 18. I think alot, usually too much, and usually around 2 am. I'm a dreamer, and I like to talk about my dreams. I want to make them happen, even though i know Joe Jonas will never run around my high school taking pictures of himself with my camera. Nor will his tour bus break down in front of my house. However, Harry Styles or Niall Horan may marry me. it's a possibility. no. its a fact. enjoy. @linderintina / @lindsaaycoll
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jinn0uchi:
the-hatred-machine:
purgatorystuck:
Mi papá tiene 47 años= my dad is 47 years old
Mi papa tiene 47 anos= my potato has 47 assholes
I love spanish
A capital letter changes it even further:
Mi Papa tiene 47 anos = My pope has 47 anuses
literally the best post I have seen on this website
animalsforpresident:
pleatedjeans:
“My friend who is a gardener sends me photos of himself at work” (via)
meladoodle:
blood is thicker than water, but do you wanna know what’s even thicker than blood? mozzarella cheese. really makes you think.
engorgio-reducio:
should i reblog for the caption or the tags
sometimes you just need to lay on the floor
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guys:
uh why do girls care so much about being skinny? it's so annoying
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guys:
ew fat chicks
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guys:
why do girls care so much about shopping and romance and nail polish lol so annoying
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guys:
ew crazy butch lesbian manly feminazis why can't they act more feminine lol
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guys:
why do girls wear makeup they look so much better without it
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guys:
oh i'm so sorry are you sick? tired? dying?
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guys:
haha girls suck at math/science/sports
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guys:
a girl who does math/science/sports? well? get back in the kitchen that stuffs not gonna get you a husband
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guys:
why are girls so sensitive when we look at their boobs or something c'mon with that top you're asking for it
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guys:
oh my god a gay guy just hit on me how disgusting what a creeper doesn't he have any boundaries?
We’re coming for the title.
asap-tran:
really-shit:
If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.
fuck
and-this-is-not-a-test:
EVERYTIME I START LISTENING TO THIS SONG AND I GO THROUGH MY DASH THIS COMES UP PRAISE
niallhortonhearsawho:
a girl walks into a classroom wearing a spaghetti strap shirt. immediately every boy within a 50 yard radius gets a raging erection. the teacher attempts to present a lesson but to no avail, no one can hear over the sound of every male student masturbating to this girl’s shoulders. why couldn’t she just wear a long sleeved shirt
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